Club Council
Supreme Grand Master – Scotty@bcttt.com
Brother Burrows – took over as Supreme leader of the best triathlon club in known universe from club founder Conehead. Having served as the Vice Grandmaster and after several coup attempts Scotty finally rose to power after Conehead stepped down to concentrate on global domination.
Scotty is easy to spot at races, resplendent in pink and being the size of a small house.
Accollades include the BCTTT 2009 Global Domination Award for best representing the ethos of the BCTTT at club champs. He did this by racing in shorts, hawaiin shirt, flip flops on a pink shopping bike the day after finishing the Little Woody half ironman distance .
Vice Supreme Grand Master – being appointed!
WAT Executive Officer
Mrs Conehead oversees all matters WAT related, membership (inc fees). Largely responsible for reigning in Conehead from outragous schemes and ideas. Should only be contacted in extreme emergencies, otherwise don’t. If she needs to contact you – you can usually feel the hairs standing up on your neck beforehand.
Propaganda – danrice@bcttt.com
Brothers Rice and Chapman are responsible for interweb dominaton, using this strange wonder of the modern world – the ‘website’.
Political Officer – ian@bcttt.com
Brother Castle is responsible for matters conerning common sense, reality checks and the voice of reason. He is also half cyborg with a newly re-constructed knee – although he doesn’t spend his time trapped in a movie franchise being constantly sent back in time to kill someone called ‘John Connor’.
International Chapter Leaders
Europe – jen@bcttt.com
Sister Jeppsson co-ordinates the global domination plans for Europe from a fijord in Sweden. Or is that Norway? Either way the European states are falling like dominoes under the guidance of the Swedish task-mistress.
New Zealand
Lanzarote – messer@bcttt.com
Brother Starcher is fronting up things in the Canary Islands – this provides us with an important strategic foothold off the coast of Africa. Brother Starcher can be found co-ordinating global domination from a volcano of his own.
Dubai – fatstu@bcttt.com
Stu can be found trying not to melt whilst basking in the heat of ‘tax free-ness’. Its unknown how much global domination can be done – but the tendrils of the BCTTT reach far and wide.
Regional Chapter Leaders
The regional club contacts ensure maximum coverage in their area and that all the members needs are met. Meets, races, activities, ride outs (some global domination, got to get that in somewhere) are all co-ordinated at local level like a club within a club.
Scotland – mac@bcttt.com
Brother McLean is spreading the BCTTT word north of the border. If its Scottish, he’s your man.
Wales – cate@bcttt.com
Sister Moonshine is responsible for all things Cymru related. If you have any issues – she will wave her magic wand and resolve them.
North West
Being appointed
North East
Yorkshire & Humberside – gavin@bcttt.com
The white rose county is soon to come uder the influence of the BCTTT via Gavin. Whippets, pigeons, Tetley bitter are all mannner of things Gav concerns himself with.
West Midlands – gaz@bcttt.com
When not dodging cars stolen by 8 year olds in the Telford area, Brother Roberts cultivates and manages the BCTTT domination of the West Midlands.
East Midlands
South West – being appointed
South East
London – jellybaby@bcttt.com
Brother Jelly Baby ensures the nation’s capital is under the BCTTT umbrella of influence. With the highest concentration of triathlon clubs and triathletes in the country, the process is long and complicated – but eventually everyone will succumb to the BCTTT influence. Its simply a matter of time.